Showing posts with label Terengganu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terengganu. Show all posts

WTF

Divorce-hit Terengganu wants to spice up sex life of newlyweds

(From The Star)

KUALA TERENGGANU: Body odour, humdrum sex and boring pyjamas have been blamed for the high divorce rate in Terengganu and the state government is coming up with innovative ways to improve sexual relations, especially among newly-weds.

Top on its list is to invite cosmetic firms to introduce exotic and sensuous fragrances that can arouse sexual desire.

And husbands and wives are being encouraged to bathe together.

State Religious and Information Committee deputy chairman Muhammad Ramli Nuh believes that these moves can curb the divorce rates among young couples.

He told The Star yesterday that at least three in every 10 marriages in the state end in divorce, adding that separation was now the prevalent trend among couples aged between 25 and 30 years.

Muhammad Ramli said couples who had been married for less than five years and were on the verge of separation had told counsellors that routine sex and body odour were the main reasons for them to want to break up.

He said he was bewildered that some of these couples said their spouses’ old-fashioned pyjamas – sarong and t-shirt – and bad smell during intimate moments made their sex life monotonous or turned them off completely.

“I know of one case where a separation was triggered just because the spouse smelled of fish crackers,” he said.

As such, he said the state government – through state Family Development Board – was asking cosmetic firms to introduce special perfumes for the couples so they could “sustain their relationships, hopefully for eternity.”

Muhammad Ramli said married couples should bathe together to make their relationship more exciting.

“I met this elderly couple in Kelantan, they bathe together although they are grandparents; they enjoy a blissful marriage, this is when I mooted the idea where this method could be introduced as part of the pre-marital courses conducted in the state,” he said.

Muhammad Ramli said the state government was also sourcing for consultants to provide grooming workshops.

“This workshop is not only meant for the wives but also to provide men with tips on how to be attractive to their spouse at all times,” he said.

He said these consultants could also suggest the right lingerie to be worn.

Muhammad Ramli added that the state government had engaged marriage consultants to mediate between feuding couples.


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hahahahahahhahahahhaa fish crackers hahahahaha

Intense Travelling 18/6/2008 - 15/7/2008

Subtitled: Or, why I am butt poor.

I can only handle so much decision-making in a morning.

I emailed all the guesthouses that me and Asa will stay in in Thailand, i.e.
1. Suk11 Hostel, Sukhumvit, Bangkok - 650Baht for a twin room, airconditioned
2. Sam's River Rafthouse, Kanchanaburi - 400 Baht for a twin room, airconditioned
3. Bann Kun-Pra Guesthouse, Ayutthaya - 600 Baht for a double room/two queensized bed room, no aircondition I think.

Waiting for them to get back to us. All in all I expect to spend like 1800baht (per pax) for 6 nights of accommodation, which isn't too bad I suppose. RM30 for one night. I do hope that the bookings will go through though.

Our tentative plan is
  • 18/6/2008 - Reach Bangkok in the evening.
  • 19/6/2008 - Take a train to Kanchanaburi for the Death Railway and surrounding museums, spend the night at Kanchanaburi
  • 20/6/2008 - Go to the Erawan National Park for its beautiful waterfalls. Take a bus back to BKK.
  • 21/6/2008 - Bangkok shopping
  • 22/6/2008 - Bangkok shopping =D
  • 23/6/2008 - Take a train to Ayutthaya, potter around for the day, stay for the night.
  • 24/6/2008 - Leave Ayutthaya by train, be in time for the train back to Butterworth. Night in train.
  • 25/6/2008 - Reach Butterworth, go to Penang, stuff face.
  • 26/6/2008 - Leave Penang back to KL.
Anyone got any suggestions on what to do in Bangkok itself? Though our emphasis will still be on shopping, muahahaha. Bangkok - Yet another Promised Land! (Previous Promised Lands include Sweden and Japan.)

Then, 27/6/2008 - 30/6/2008 is reserved for LL who's gonna be back from Brisbane for a short vacation.

Val reaches on 1/7/2008.
  • 1/7/2008 - Arrival, meander about, maybe watch a movie or something.
  • 2/7/2008 - Take a bus to Cameron Highlands.
  • 3/7/2008 - Maybe do a tour or some trails in Cameron
  • 4/7/2008 - Back to KL, can use my mum's car 'coz it's weekend already, drive to Malacca, maybe without using the highway. We'll see what time we set off.
  • 5/7/2008 - Malacca walk around, Jonker Street at night
  • 6/7/2008 - Make way back to KL, passing through Putrajaya, Semenyih dam etc.
  • 7/7/2008 - Crazy Package starts! - Leave KL in the morning to Taman Negara, pass by Jerantut and Kuala Tembeling, take boat at 2pm from Kuala Tembeling, reach Taman Negara by 5pm, do some jungle walks at night.
  • 8/7/2008 - Trek up Bukit Teresek, go for canopy walkway, shoot rapids, meet orang asli, all in a day's work - optional night safari.
  • 9/7/2008 - Leave Taman Negara at 8am, reach Jerantut at 10, take a bus and reach Kuala Besut at 5pm. Speedboat to Perhentian Islands. All transport connections arranged by tour agent.
  • 10/7/2008 - Start Perhentian Islands package. Do island stuff, snorkelling, lazing by the beach, etc.
  • 11/7/2008 - Island stuff.
  • 12/7/2008 - Reach Kota Bharu by 2-3pm to check in for flight at 4 something. Reach KL in the evening.
  • 13/7/2008 - Drive around somewhere. Weekend again woot!!
  • 14/7/2008 - KL City Centre Public Transport Day Tour.
  • 15/7/2008 - Val departs at noon.
Then. I leave for Singapore on 21st. The flow chart in the student guide says that I should be there one week earlier than the matriculation (on 24th), but I don't see the rationale in that yet, so I shall stick to 21st for the time being. If nothing to do after matriculation, tiptoe back to KL again. Then back to Singapore when school starts, early August.

The package that I'm taking to Taman Negara and Perhentian, if anyone's interested, is from NKS Travel.

The cost, per pax is:
RM370 - Taman Negara full board + activities package (ex-KL)
RM25 - Transfer to Kuala Besut jetty
RM440 - Perhentian package, staying in Flora Bay Resort
RM60 - One night extra accommodation in Perhentian
RM6 - Local bus transfer to Kota Bharu
RM76 - Flight from Kota Bharu back to KLIA
RM35 - one-way KLIA Express from KLIA back KL Sentral

And the total cost, for 5 nights' accommodation, food and transport is, *dang dang dang dang*

RM1007.

Aiyak. Just past RM1k.

The only thing that I could do to lower the cost is to set up the Perhentian itinerary on my own, which, according to some educated guesstimation would be like the following:

Fastboat - RM60 return
Accom - RM50 per night since it's high season, i.e. RM150(estimated)
Food - RM30 per day, i.e. RM90
Snorkelling trips with equipment - RM30 per trip for two trips: RM60

Perhentian trip cost: RM360, instead of RM500 like taking the package. But the accommodation would probably be more basic and I would have to go through all the hassle of booking and figuring stuff out. A source with some ideas of DIY Perhentian: *click*

The budget of the entire trip with Val I hope to keep it below RM1500, with Cameron and Malacca factored in.

The crazy back-to-backness of my plans is exhilarating yet faintly disturbing because it does look quite packed on paper. Aiya don't care lah. Calling NKS to book the crazy package now, and then have to install my scanner to scan some form that IRD NZ needs to refund my tax.

Guess how much they're giving me back? NZD83!!! For all that money they'd got from me, I get a dodgy NZD83 back! Sai hei.

Photos! Kuala Terengganu

The following morning, after a fly-laden dinner the previous night, we got up early and proceeded along our route. We had the choice of going back via the jungle road (passing through Gua Musang, Taman Negara etc) or the road by the coast (passing through Kuala Terengganu, Cherating, Kuantan). We decided to take the coast road at the end. I thought it would be interesting to check out Cherating, which Lonely Planet raves about, contrary to some online reviews that Cherating is a sad and lonely place past its prime.

Everything in its due time. Before getting to Cherating by nightfall, we would have to pass by the whole stretch of Terengganu. (Cherating is in Pahang, just by the border. I always wonder how the boundaries are set - what are the chances that Pahang got Cherating instead of Terengganu?) Lunch would be taken at Kuala Terengganu and we may have some time to go to Sekayu Falls, which is 50+km out of KT.

The road from KB to KT was quite pleasant really, everything was green and there were occasional glimpses of the sea. Occasionally there would be kids whizzing by with motorcycles, which is the major vehicle for transport in the villages. There were stalls selling warm food and keropok lekor, where some villagers or truckers would hang out.

Kuala Terengganu is busier than Kota Bharu, as we made several rounds looking for stuffed crab, supposedly a delicacy that we should try. With no success, we decided to eat an ala-Thai lunch instead, and it turned out to be pretty good as well, without the flies and all. With our limited time in KT, we were only able to walk briefly in its Chinatown, here:

Nice right? The archway is very nicely built, and the buildings (on the other side of the archway) are painted very tastefully as well. Examples below. Love the colour.

And this one below looks like it has some Islamic influence (Terengganu is also primarily Islamic), which is really nice as well. I'm no architecture connoisseur so my descriptions are limited to "nice" and "really nice" =P
Bought a pack of fish keropok to eat in the car, mouthwatering.

Then we went to the waterfront, so briefly that I didn't even have the time to go into the Bazaar Warisan to have a look at the batik and other crafts. However, if we wanted to get to Cherating before dark to choose our accommodation, we needed to leave KT soon.

A badly taken photo of a Tourist Information Centre, our own version of i-Site! There were i-Sites in Kota Bharu and Kuala Terengganu, both were housed in really nice buildings, air-conditioned and all, and provided maps. There aren't enough of brochures, like NZ, but I think it's a good start. The staff are friendly and helpful. In fact, most people that we've met on our trip are friendly and helpful, especially at the East Coast I think. And I found that I speak Malay better at the East Coast! Now that is interesting.

Bazaar Warisan, something like a marketplace for selling arts and crafts. I think. I didn't go in (I know I've been repeating myself but I'm quite disappointed about that!). The Bazaar Warisan is at the waterfront, which looks like this:

I don't know why the colours of my pictures look so dull. Is there any setting that I could tweak, or is it the problem of an aging camera?

Then we went to take photographs of the Floating Mosque. It's fully painted in white - the first thought that came to my mind is that wouldn't it look really rundown in the near future? But pushing practicalities aside, I liked the Floating Mosque. Its full name is Tengku Tengah Zaharah Mosque. It's surrounded by a moat of clear water and there's a bridge for people to walk into the mosque.

Here's the bridge.
And here's an advertisement of Celcom featuring the mosque, from yet another different angle. Took it at Cukai town, which is a town quite nearby Cherating.

*Deep breath*

I MISSED THE CRYSTAL MOSQUE!!!! WTF WTF WTF HOW COULD I..........?!!!! When I got back my uncle asked me if I saw the mosque, which I didn't... Lonely Planet didn't have it, and it was officiated during my local news blackout period in New Zealand, in February 2008. It's only 4km out of the city, I didn't actually see any signs (Signs for the Monsoon Cup though, were a-plenty - but I didn't go there either though I wanted to have a look. No time.) but maybe it was because I was looking for "Floating Mosque" or "Masjid Terapung" all the time.

The Crystal Mosque cost RM250million to build, it's on Pulau Wan Man, and I heard you have to pay (for a boat) to access the island and the mosque itself. It's in an "Islamic Park" with replicas of 12 world famous mosques around it. It even has wifi and its own (albeit badly arranged) blog. And - I - missed - it. :'((((

In fact, in retrospect, I really regret not giving Terengganu enough of time. See lah its official tourism website is so canggih. I did catch one big mistake though - the Crystal Mosque is not mentioned within it, which means that these people don't update their website as often as they should. And it's the Crystal Mosque!!!

Counting other attractions in Terengganu that I want to go but didn't:
1. Sekayu Falls - just because we missed it.
2. Sungai Berang - I saw this really enticing brochure on a two-hour cruise at Sungai Berang, where it is 100% guaranteed that you would see a whole list of wildlife. I checked at Ping Anchorage later though and it looks like the cruise is quite expensive, at RM169.00 for four pax and above (or RM289 for two pax) for a half-day trip.
3. Malaysia's largest museum (and some say in Southeast Asia as well) - the Terengganu State Museum Complex. 27 Hectares of land, fuiiyooh.
4. Pulau Duyung - for the Monsoon Cup, just to see how the taxpayers' money was spent.
5. Turtle Sanctuary - you can volunteer at the Turtle Sanctuary, at RM250 per adult (RM150 per kid) for a weekend, and activities include "helping to monitor turtle landings, collecting eggs for transfer to the hatchery and releasing hatchlings". Quote from Lonely Planet.

I will be going to Terengganu again when Val comes, but it is only for the Perhentian Islands, because we don't have the transport to traipse around, and of course two weeks is not much, as I will be showing him other stuff as well.

Who wanna go Terengganu, ajak me!!!

Next, Cherating and Kuantan.

Previous links:
- Photos in Ipoh Taiping Penang and Kota Bharu.
- Reviews in accommodation for this road trip.