Why am I blogging this?

I've lost my glasses and have been groping around the room for them for the past 15 minutes like half a blind bat. Or a half blind bat. Whatever. Whoever that hid my glasses, it's not funny! The mystery is that I took them off before going to bed, putting them on my bedside table as usual, and now they're gone!

*WTFness growl*

Update after 2 minutes
They were in the bathroom =_=
Now I can see again