I have poser brains.

Happy little me went on the KTM website tonight to book my return ticket from KL.
KTM website had a little facelift and looks marginally cooler now.
The facelift probably caused some bugs in the system though.
How could all the tickets be booked out already? It's only Thursday night!

Then I realized.

All the tertiary institutions in this (tiny) part of the world are having their recess week.
Half of the students are from Malaysia.
Not only did I not do the math, I wasn't even aware I was having math lessons.
I am truly fucked.